sex disneyland

We have a big church in a wealthy area of town up in the hills overlooking the Westside on one side and the Valley on the other. Well, the pastor said recently they had a problem with their parking lot at night. There would be cars parked there at all hours. He got some cops to go out there with him and here is what they found.

Sex Disneyland. The people were parking in the lot and then they were shuttled by numerous tinted window Escalades. Destination? A couple of local mansions where they were having sex parties. Couples and single women only. They would come anonymously, jump into the waiting vehicles, go at it for a few hours with whoever doing whatever, and then return to the church parking lot, hop in their cars and go home.

My friend Mark said the strangest thing was who these people were. They looked like they lived in the area. Typical people you would meet at the mall or Saturday morning AYSO games. Except they were being filmed for cheap instant porno DVD’s the night before.

Now the audacity of using a church parking lot for Sodom and Gomorrah might have gone too far. I mean, come on. But, the fact that it happened is all too understandable. We live in the porno capital of the world. DVD’s, video’s, and internet porn is headquartered in various locations throughout a ten mile radius of where I am posting this. So, too, the filming. It’s done in the homes and backyards of houses I drive by every day.
But you wouldn’t know it. The Valley’s best kept secret. Like evil often does, it blends in nicely. So, what can I say? It’s sick. It’s real. And if God decides it’s time for sulfur from the sky again ala S and G, the original, then I am going to be right in the middle. I’m sharing my faith as fast as I can, but look what we are up against? Oh well, I’ll stick with Jesus and see where he takes me for a ride.