Beavers are awesome animals. They cut whole trees down in just a certain way with teeth specifically designed to do such work. Then they drag the tree sections down to the dam, where it fits perfectly, according to their blueprint. I am not talking about a human. I am talking about a beaver.
One thing you have to know, though, is beaver dams look solid, but they are not. I stepped on the dam to do some filming and then, boom, I fell through the dam, got crotched by the log, and was left dangling. As I stopped the initial scream of pain, and I realized I had no breaks, it was actually hilarious. I guess besides engineers, beavers make good nijas!!
I could see them coming slowly toward me, chomping, with eyes burning red, sharpening each others tails with wedges of granite as they are preparing to come for me…
Whoa…
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